COWS!

I like cows. I think they are adorable and sweet and a bit stinky, but you can't really hold that against them! Swiss cows are far superior to any other sort of cow. I mean come on, what other cow gets to wear jewelry in the form of a bell! I think Swiss cows are happier than regular cows. They get to relax in Switzerland, and who doesn't like that. Also, Swiss cheese and chocolate reflects their happy attitude! My lovely Swiss friends took me up the the mountains, and there were COWS! I mean there were also the Swiss alps with quaint little towns tucked away with beautiful views of waterfalls cascading down from the cliffs. It was breathtakingly beautiful! And right underneath that beautiful scenic view was a cow wearing a proper Swiss cow bell! Which about made me the happiest cow loving girl in Switzerland! Wow, I sound like an American hillbilly.... But I don't really like Americans cows to be honest... It's cow discrimination, but there it is. Swiss cows are cooler than American cows. Nuff said.